Werst TEAM EVAR.
EVEN BATTR teAM:!!!!!111!!!
Deoxys-S @ Choice Scarf
EVs: 252 Spd / 2 Ready / 4 Ban
Hasty Nature (+Speed, -Defense)
RAGE GLITCH CUZ FACKKK dA RULLLLEZ!!!!!!!1111!!one!!!11!
Smeargle @ Stick
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 42 Spd / 69 HP / 9001 PMG
- [Glitch Move transferred from Gen 3]
GET READY FOR THE INFINITE SLAPPING OF TEH OPPONENT1!!!!11!!!111!!!!
Okay, real seriousness now.
Actually, may as well use the Rage Glitch to give Infernape Transform, since that's really what your strategy is all about, but I guess Assist makes it legit. It's better to have BoltBeam Punch coverage than all Elemental Coverages, because all that Fire Punch does is add a STAB move, which Brick Break perfectly covers since Fire Punch has similar coverage to Ice Punch.
Should have given Wobbuffet Splash.