Jax was a regular girl, until she met up with her crazeh Pokemon, Raichi the Raichu and Pokey the Slowpoke.
When they met, life would never be the same. And somewhere far away pigs burst into flames.
?Oooh!? said Pokey, watching the pigs explode.
They went in for dinner.
?Cheese makes the world go round.? Raichi said.
?Eat that for breakfast!!!? Pokey yawned.
They went out for a night on the town.
?GET ME MY BROWN PANTS!!!? yelled Pokey.
When Pokey got his pants, he was ready.
?Ooooh, a MangoMan Video Game!? Raichi yelled.
It was indeed a rare Mangoman video game. They played it for 1000000 seconds until they lost.
?NOOO!!!Once again you fiends take away my mangos!!!? Raichi shouted.
?Somebody needs a hug.? Pokey said.
Raichi ran away screaming, ?I'm a pretty princess!?
When Jax finally got Raichi back, they went out for dinner (again). Pokey ordered Tuna.
?OMG!!!HE ATE THE TUNA!!!? Jax screeched.
Pokey went for the side order of butter.
?NOOOO!!!THE BUTTER!!!? Jax screamed, smacking Pokey with a huge trout.
?How did you eat that?? Raichi asked.
?With the magic of peguses.Duh.? Pokey replied.
They went to Taco Story time, hosted by Uber the Squirtle.
?And den de happy taco said good night.? Uber ended.
?You LIE!!!? Jax suddenly screeched.
They had to run away from the Taco place forever. When they were finished running, Pokey got out a magic lamp.
?I wanna be a mongoose!? Pokey said.
?I wish that bananas take over the world!? said Jax.
?I wish for a bee robot!? said Raichi.
All their wishes came true.
?THERE'S A FREAKIN BANANA IN YOUR EAR!!!? Pokey screeched.
?They're every where man...FREAKIN EVERYWHERE!!!? Raichi said.
?Call forth the angry mob!!!? Jax said, miserably.
They ran from the angry mob. They were trying to grab Raichi?s Bee Robot.
?You're after my mechenical bee!!!? Raichi growled.
?The freakin blob is gonna eat him!!!? Jax said, noticing the Grimer trying to get the Robot Bee.
?CHEESE IT!!!? said Uber, ?I will make you forget everything!?
?SKITZEFRITZ!!!? Uber chanted.
They were flying, flying, falling...
...Jax was in her bed sleeping with Pokey and Raichi next to her.
Ps; they were dreaming...or were they?