~CHAPTER TWO - uh~i like how we have comic sans on here. 10/10 would bang
I'm actually very concerned about formatting. It's really bothering me. Also, links are easter eggs that sort of relate to the story, you should click them. I mean, you don't have to, but it's nice. Also, it's 2 AM here.
So I went to the shop. Everything looked weird. There were stranged items. I saw such great items like "a||POKEMON||ITEM||DANIEL||SAVE||OPTIONS||EXIT" and "8(japanese symbol)" I disregarded those and bought a couple of potions and had this uncomfortable exchange:
"Hey, I'd like that Elixir!" I said, cheerfully.
"You mean Elixer?" the clerk said.
"Uhh, that's no-"
"DANIEL! YOU ARE GOING TO BUY THIS ELIXER, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT! That'll be $3999.99" followed by a cash-register noise.
It cost me $4000, but it was worth it. I mean, he had a gun to my head. Once I went out, I fastwalked like an idiot up to the Viridian Forest entrance, but I went through. "What was that?" I whispered to myself, as I saw the exit through a couple of trees. "For some reason I expected there to be more, but whatever. That part of the game was tedious anyway."
"Daniel! Wait up!" Gary came out of the exit. "Let's try our new Pokémon". I tried telling him I didn't have any new Pokémon, but he strolled up to me and battled. My tank of a Pokémon ripped through his Charmander. Although he asked to come with me. I guess I could use a partner, as long as he didn't try that s**t like back at the lab. Up at Pewter, I ran into a sign, and continued walking. Although I swear Peepee wrote "Daniel is a poopy faic xD" on the sign.
After I made it to Pewter, I went into the store and somebody came up to me. "Hey, you want a Magikarp? Only $499.99!" Why these people kept giving me pennies, I don't know. I paid cold hard cash for it and recieved a Magikarp, which I named Undyne *doo doo doo intensifies
When I went outside, I saw some people battling, standard stuff. Level 100 Nidokings as far as the eye can see. Some kid came up with a group of friends and said "WOAH, IT'S A MISSINGNO.!", and his sister escorted them out. We locked eyes, and she whispered "Hi, I'm Misty."
"Uh-- h...hi! Bye" I'm a real charming guy, let me tell you. I'm antisocial enough. Having a girl actually say hi to me, was an experience. She left before looking back at me. Peepee witnessed the whole thing and said "What a stinker. Here, let me show you"
"ayy gurl wassup, you wanna f**k?
" I cringed so much, until I heard a punching noise and Peepee fell. Misty decided to join in too. I felt happy having a group of sort-of friends with me. It felt nice. I got déja vu` for some reason, and we continued walking. Once we were about to move on from Pewter, some kid stopped us. He tried to be an Oak, but Trizard used a strange move. According to the Pokédex, it was named "TM36". No type, 35 PP. Its other attacks Wrao, Razor Wind, Poison Sting. Intersting set of moves. TM36's description was "P ₽ █98 2B Continued█4 ██q3 error."