Damn...I can't stop laughing!
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
No, No! Beer bring pain!
I think, therefore I am. I think.
The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.
"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young
"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull