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'Cause he's a donut maaaaaaan
He's doin' what he can
He's happy every day
He's got nothin' to lose
He's found his waaaaaaaay
He's a donut maaaaan
He's doin' what he can
He's happy every day
He's got nothin' to lose
He's found his waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Introductions / Re: dr dr pepper is back
« on: May 18, 2019, 04:12:38 pm »
Holy s**t yay my shitpost buddy is back!


More and more this image is proven correct.
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THESE CRITTERS DON'T HAVE A PRAYER
JUST RAN OVER SMOKEY THE BEAR
NOW HE'S ROADKILL.
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General Discussion / Re: The dream thread
« on: May 03, 2019, 04:46:40 pm »
Dreamed last night that I was living at my old house and was still using dialup Internet.

It was nice and nostalgic.
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General Discussion / Re: Cute animals thread (for depression)
« on: April 21, 2019, 05:45:01 pm »
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General Discussion / Re: The dream thread
« on: April 19, 2019, 05:12:22 pm »
I was at a hotel on the beach, and in the middle of the beach was this weird cylindrical concrete/metal statue thing. I went to check it out, but when I stepped on the sand I phased through it, like I was swimming, and there was nothing below my feet.  So I swam over to the statue and passed through it. Beneath me was a void, like you'd see in a video game after using a walk through walls cheat or clipping.

I fell through the void and landed in a dungeon with a couple branching hallways. Ahead of me was a towering, open door of blinding light, but I couldn't go through it for some reason. While exploring the dungeon, my surroundings would change every time I turned my head to look around. One corridor was a hall of mirrors, but my reflection wasn't visible. Another path was a vast, sprawling wood, where I encountered who I think was the dungeon master. I think we were about to fight, but then I woke up.
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developed an inexplicable emotional connection to a Flygon

How can you not, just look at it:
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My current VC Crystal team:
Meganium
Quilava
Scyther
Seadra
Crobat
Miltank

My current Yellow version team:
A whole fuckload of glitchmon
Darren the Mega Kicking Gyarados

Emerald doesn't have a "team" per se because I spend most of my time fucking around the Battle Frontier, so my team changes constantly. I don't feel like digging out my copies of Platinum, White, White 2 and Moon to see what my teams are.
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Brano Trifkovic: We Serbs are Supermen!

'90s Serbian wartime music is amazing.
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Generation II Glitch Discussion / Re: Digression about VC inaccuracy
« on: March 31, 2019, 11:56:16 pm »
How come my post was moved here? The timing difference I mentioned was on the cartridges, too.
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General Discussion / Re: The dream thread
« on: March 30, 2019, 01:11:35 am »
Last night, I dreamed there was a vicious rainstorm raging outside during a family gathering at the house I used to live in. It was so bad that nobody could leave, and at one point the house started flooding. And because that was too logical, it turned out my house was conjoined to the C. N. Tower, and as the flooding continued, we had to get to a higher floor.

A couple nights ago I dreamed I worked at a gas station and Mel Gibson was my boss. The only weird thing was that my car's gas valve was on the dashboard. There was also some guy in the parking lot asking us if we had drugs, but I'm pretty sure that's not uncommon during late-night gas station visits. Mel told the guy to f**k off, then I helped him move a shelf into the store.

It was, dare I say it, kino.
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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: March 19, 2019, 01:37:32 am »
Can I steal your immune system?

No.

Can I steal your immune system?
You want him to get a bacterial infection from breathing and instantly die?!

On second thought.
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