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Messages - Bert
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« on: October 06, 2019, 11:33:25 pm »
Starting P:SMD. I swear to god 75% of your attacks miss.
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« on: October 06, 2019, 11:30:34 pm »
I was taking my cat home from the vet and parked on my apartment's rooftop lot (which it doesn't have in real life). When I got out of the car, I saw King Ghidorah flying overhead, spewing his gravity beams every which way. I grab my cat and rush inside the building to discover it's completely unfurnished, has no elevators, and a basement level. And was apparently the headquarters of a cult that worships the three-headed space dragon.
I don't remember much else. At the end of the dream I got into a fistfight with a cultist, beat them up, then ran into a theater(?), which held a cache of dynamite. I set it off, then I woke up.
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« on: September 29, 2019, 10:22:29 pm »
bring Mega Evolutions back!
Let's bring Pokemon back.
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« on: September 28, 2019, 10:16:21 pm »
Went and saw Rambo: Last Blood tonight. What a fucking ride. The best part was when he smashed that dude in the dick with a hammer.
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« on: September 22, 2019, 10:14:31 pm »
Michael Steele was the best Bangle.
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« on: September 21, 2019, 05:28:17 pm »
Tachi (yes that one) and I were in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, hiding out in a barn while King Ghidorah went on a rampage. Even though it was a big barn and Ghidorah was bigger, he fit inside just fine because dream logic. Somehow we ended up escaping and luring Godzilla into the barn. The plan was to get him to the second floor for some reason. Naturally, Ghidorah and Godzilla began fighting it out.
Godzilla fucking died.
We escape from the barn again and Ghidorah really goes all out, kicking up tornadoes with gusts from his wings. As we ran down the street we encountered a couple in a truck, who offered us a ride to wherever, then the dream ended.
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« on: September 11, 2019, 10:21:41 pm »
Last night I dreamed that my house had lost power in the middle of the night. I was in my room and grabbed my flashlight, but its battery died and I was left in pitch blackness. I headed downstairs to look out the front door to see if anyone else in the neighborhood had lost power, but I couldn't see much. There was, however, a very large shape in my driveway. I went to turn the flashlight back on but then the dream ended.
Ahh.. that sounds like it may have been unsettling, sad or creepy.
It was, but I really wanted to see what was in my driveway. One dream I'm surprised I never mentioned here was one I had a couple years ago. There were three different incarnations of King Ghidorah battling it out near my apartment building. One was the original King Ghidorah, with the hair. I think another was Grand King Ghidorah, which looks pretty much the same but without the hair. The third I'm not totally sure about, but for some reason Death Ghidorah, which is a quadruped cousin of King Ghidorah, keeps coming to mind so I think he was the third.
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« on: September 11, 2019, 05:37:56 pm »
Last night I dreamed that my house had lost power in the middle of the night. I was in my room and grabbed my flashlight, but its battery died and I was left in pitch blackness. I headed downstairs to look out the front door to see if anyone else in the neighborhood had lost power, but I couldn't see much. There was, however, a very large shape in my driveway. I went to turn the flashlight back on but then the dream ended.
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« on: September 02, 2019, 06:30:52 pm »
Oh hey welcome back I guess?  I don't contribute s**t at all so don't feel bad m8. I'm pretty sure you've actually contributed more than I have in any event.
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« on: August 31, 2019, 06:14:40 pm »
Had a dream this morning that me and some friends went to see the Joker movie and everyone in the audience kept verbally shitposting about living in a society and how gamers need to rise up.
I imagine this is what going to see the movie would actually be like.
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« on: August 31, 2019, 04:19:42 pm »
Here's a post:
I like tiddies.
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« on: August 29, 2019, 11:56:46 pm »
S&K because it has Flying Battery Zone and is therefore superior to all the others.
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« on: August 26, 2019, 04:15:36 pm »
HANGIN' OUT
ON ROUTE 128
THE SAME OLD THING
WE DID YESTERDAY
NOT A THIIING TOOO SEEEE
BUT MY PAL ARCHIIIIE
WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT
WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT
HELLO KYOGRRRRRE!
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« on: August 04, 2019, 04:14:47 pm »
The progression of this thread is completely ridiculous and it's great
Just another day at GCLF!
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« on: August 03, 2019, 04:08:05 pm »
WHAT'S THE DEAAAAL WITH HUMANITY? IT'S NOT VERY HUMAN AND WHAT EVEN IS AN "ITY." *canned laughter intensifies, Seinfeld theme plays in the distance*
That's gold, Yuzi! Gold! 
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