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AND NOW AT LAST WE KNOW HE'S REAL
THE POWER OF HIS SWORD WE FEEL
THUNDERSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
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General Discussion / Re: Really bad jokes
« on: April 16, 2018, 04:42:03 pm »
What's men's favorite word that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage"?

Miscarriage!

Where do fish hang out at your home?

In the Sea-ling

I can't believe I laughed at this.
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Pokémon Glitch Discussion / Re: My Pokemon forum
« on: April 13, 2018, 03:20:58 pm »
You've already advertised your forum here and also in your intro post. You might have better luck if you put the link in your signature.
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I gave this a go on my dead Crystal cart and it broke out of every single Master Ball I threw before struggling itself and my starter to death. Is it possible for Glitchmon to have glitched catch rates?
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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: April 06, 2018, 04:04:28 pm »
>Using Google Chrome
>Looking up possible guns for the hero of my story to use
>A little window appears in the top left corner:
>"Google would like to know your location."

Kek f**k off CSIS.

I eventually chose the CZ SP 75 Phantom. Did I do good?

Also, now that we can add Flash things to our posts, how about bringing back the spoiler tags?
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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: April 03, 2018, 09:28:12 pm »
So Team Kirby Clash Deluxe is pretty fun but F**K YOU PYRIBBIT STOP JUMPING INTO THE FUCKING BACKGROUND YOU GODDAMNED PIECE OF s**t f**k ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET A FUCKING PLATINUM MEDAL FOR BEATING YOU BUT NOOOOOOOOOO YOUR STUPID ASS WON'T SIT STILL FOR TWO GODDAMNED SECONDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Crystal save files do indeed linger for a little bit on a dead cart, so it's possible to load it onto the MMC and then put it back on the cart.
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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: April 01, 2018, 04:41:42 pm »
have there been any guesses regarding the running speed of the europasaurus? Google brings up dick.

Still wondering this. The reason I ask is because my newest* story idea involves the protagonist being partnered with a europasaurus because it seemed like an ideal dinosaur steed and because theropods - which would probably make more sense - are overrated trash.

Even though brachiosaurus could only move at 10mp/h (or 16km/h), europasaurus is a dwarf species, being 20ft long at most and went shoulder-to-shoulder with an adult male (see this for a basic idea) and weighed as much as a cow. As such, it might've been faster than its colossal relatives. Even then, 16km/h is pretty good for  brachiosaurus when you take the length of its strides into account.

On a completely unrelated note, this laptop keyboard is s**t.

*I actually wrote two full stories but neither one of them were any good and I've tweaked the concept quite a bit. It was originally called Dinocop, about a cop who had a pet europasaurus, but then I decided to make him a vigilante instead. The europasaurus was also the only dinosaur in both stories but I've since decided to add more. So the whole thing is basically getting a reboot.

@someone

4chan's admin Hiroshimoot Nagashitposter added this retarded team thing to posts you see in the attachment, kind of like the IDs on /pol/. It's completely killed discussion on boards like /tv/, /mu/ and /v/ (yeah yeah >implying /v/ talks about video games).
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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: April 01, 2018, 12:35:10 am »
And now it's time for HOW TO KILL ALL FORMS OF DISCUSSION ON 4CHAN WITH UNCLE HIROSHIMOOT.

/b/ has a cute bunny video playing tho.
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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: March 28, 2018, 03:18:39 pm »
>New laptop
>Install word processor (Libreoffice 4 lyfe)
>Gotta go through all my documents now and add s**t to the dictionary
>All those Glitchmon names from TSOG
>Probably just as many Pokemon names
>God knows what else

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Introductions / Re: hello all!!
« on: March 26, 2018, 03:47:45 pm »
Yo.

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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: March 24, 2018, 03:32:43 pm »
needs more oldbies

Quote
Oldbie:

This title is granted to those who were on Glitch City Laboratories' previous incarnations at or before 2005.

Lmao the only oldbies who are even active anymore are admins and mods.

Make me one for shits and giggles.
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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: March 21, 2018, 04:25:23 pm »
>It's a "Bert decides to call one of his friends and then realizes that even though they have his number they never call him" episode

Oh well maybe tomorrow.
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Introductions / Re: Hi I'm new
« on: March 20, 2018, 09:22:10 pm »
Howdy.

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General Discussion / Re: The Glitchy Thread of Topiclessness (#3)
« on: March 13, 2018, 04:59:30 pm »
>Listening to Ramones
>It's snowing outside like a Jamaican spilled his cocaine
>Browsing a Kirby thread on /v/

Comfy.
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