Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Bert

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 69
General Discussion / This Concludes Our Bertcast Day
« on: July 31, 2020, 11:10:24 pm »
I am a man of few words unless they revolve around dinosaurs or the A-Team, and this post features neither of those things.

I found GCLF in 2012 after my first Internet home died, and while I never contributed anything of actual worth here I've thoroughly enjoyed the 8 years of shenanigans I got to experience. Actually you could delete all my posts and I don't think anything would really change. But while I didn't add anything useful to the forums, I made lots of friends through my shitposting career and I will treasure you all forever or until Alzheimer's wipes you from my memories.

Thanks for a fun 8 years!

Also I clogged the toilet again.
F-Zero GX and the game of life, both of which I suck at.
Introductions / Re: Goodbye threads are now forbidden
« on: July 20, 2020, 07:15:22 pm »
Maybe the real goodbye threads were the friends we made along the way.
General Discussion / Re: ENTER AT YOUR OWN PERIL
« on: July 12, 2020, 10:39:18 pm »
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410757864530 DEAD COPS
General Discussion / Re: ENTER AT YOUR OWN PERIL
« on: July 12, 2020, 10:21:28 pm »
Taking a big s**t right now lads.
General Discussion / Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« on: July 01, 2020, 05:47:09 pm »
Happy Canada Day!
Video Games Discussion / Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
« on: June 29, 2020, 07:51:24 pm »
Some things in WOL are really easy and fun to get through, but others are just incredibly, unreasonably difficult to accomplish unless you try like... 50 times. And, if you're having to try to play the same level 50 times in order to complete it, that just isn't fun anymore.

Hahaha yeah.
I caved and bought a Switch Lite recently. Been ping-ponging between SSBU and South Park: The Fractured but Whole. Both are super fun.
Forum Games / Re: What song are you listening to right now?
« on: June 01, 2020, 11:58:22 pm »
Trixter: Tattoos & Misery.

I fucking love glam rock.
General Discussion / Re: The dream thread
« on: May 18, 2020, 05:45:23 pm »
Earlier this week I dreamed I was playing Sanic Adventure 2: Battle. I was fighting the Biolizard. After defeating it, it used the Chaos Emeralds to enter its super state. Its body became more brachiosaurus-like, and the Eclipse Cannon, instead of being rammed up its ass, instead connected to its life support system's power source. This allowed it to shoot laser beams from its mouth instead of thin air. Then Super Sanic and Super Edgehog killed him.

Speaking of things that didn't kill themselves, I also had a dream I was in my final year of high school and Jeffrey Epstein was my math teacher. He ranted about common core and then took everyone on a field trip to the moon.
General Discussion / Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« on: May 16, 2020, 07:34:32 pm »
Lol. I don't see how you can do it, Bert.

It's easy when your life goes nowhere.
General Discussion / Re: The dream thread
« on: May 06, 2020, 06:18:14 pm »
This morning I dreamed I was in a knife fight with Chuck Norris and fought him to a draw. f**k yeah.
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 69