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Messages - Bert
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« on: Yesterday at 01:26:35 am »
'Cause he's a donut maaaaaaanHe's doin' what he can He's happy every day He's got nothin' to lose He's found his waaaaaaaay He's a donut maaaaan He's doin' what he can He's happy every day He's got nothin' to lose He's found his waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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« on: May 18, 2019, 04:12:38 pm »
Holy s**t yay my shitpost buddy is back!  More and more this image is proven correct.
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« on: May 03, 2019, 11:57:51 pm »
THESE CRITTERS DON'T HAVE A PRAYER JUST RAN OVER SMOKEY THE BEAR NOW HE'S ROADKILL.
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« on: May 03, 2019, 04:46:40 pm »
Dreamed last night that I was living at my old house and was still using dialup Internet.
It was nice and nostalgic.
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« on: April 23, 2019, 12:41:25 am »
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« on: April 21, 2019, 05:45:01 pm »
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« on: April 19, 2019, 05:12:22 pm »
I was at a hotel on the beach, and in the middle of the beach was this weird cylindrical concrete/metal statue thing. I went to check it out, but when I stepped on the sand I phased through it, like I was swimming, and there was nothing below my feet. So I swam over to the statue and passed through it. Beneath me was a void, like you'd see in a video game after using a walk through walls cheat or clipping.
I fell through the void and landed in a dungeon with a couple branching hallways. Ahead of me was a towering, open door of blinding light, but I couldn't go through it for some reason. While exploring the dungeon, my surroundings would change every time I turned my head to look around. One corridor was a hall of mirrors, but my reflection wasn't visible. Another path was a vast, sprawling wood, where I encountered who I think was the dungeon master. I think we were about to fight, but then I woke up.
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« on: April 14, 2019, 10:04:42 pm »
developed an inexplicable emotional connection to a Flygon
How can you not, just look at it: 
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« on: April 13, 2019, 10:04:29 pm »
My current VC Crystal team:
Meganium
Quilava
Scyther
Seadra
Crobat
Miltank
My current Yellow version team:
A whole fuckload of glitchmon
Darren the Mega Kicking Gyarados
Emerald doesn't have a "team" per se because I spend most of my time fucking around the Battle Frontier, so my team changes constantly. I don't feel like digging out my copies of Platinum, White, White 2 and Moon to see what my teams are.
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« on: April 04, 2019, 12:41:01 am »
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« on: April 02, 2019, 10:19:50 pm »
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« on: March 31, 2019, 11:56:16 pm »
How come my post was moved here? The timing difference I mentioned was on the cartridges, too.
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« on: March 30, 2019, 01:11:35 am »
Last night, I dreamed there was a vicious rainstorm raging outside during a family gathering at the house I used to live in. It was so bad that nobody could leave, and at one point the house started flooding. And because that was too logical, it turned out my house was conjoined to the C. N. Tower, and as the flooding continued, we had to get to a higher floor.
A couple nights ago I dreamed I worked at a gas station and Mel Gibson was my boss. The only weird thing was that my car's gas valve was on the dashboard. There was also some guy in the parking lot asking us if we had drugs, but I'm pretty sure that's not uncommon during late-night gas station visits. Mel told the guy to f**k off, then I helped him move a shelf into the store.
It was, dare I say it, kino.
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« on: March 22, 2019, 06:02:00 pm »
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« on: March 19, 2019, 01:37:32 am »
Can I steal your immune system?
No. Can I steal your immune system?
You want him to get a bacterial infection from breathing and instantly die?!
On second thought.
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