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If I found out one of my evil lackeys somehow had access to various Pokemon of which there is supposedly only one in the world, I wouldn't stick around some business plaza waiting for a 10-year-old to kick my ass either.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 20, 2020, 11:19:17 pm »
I shitposted so hard at the start of this thread I dun runned outta gas.

If he were okilly dokilly he'd be Ned Flandurst.
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Multimedia Discussion / Re: What movie have you seen recently?
« on: January 18, 2020, 03:19:13 am »
Found a combo pack containing Death Wish 2, 3 and 4. Which is a weird sequence, like why not just include all 5 or the first 3 or whatever.

Anyway, 2 was all right, 3 was totally bonkers and has Charles Bronson kill the bad guy with a fucking rocket launcher, and 4 was nowhere near as crazy but still entertaining.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 14, 2020, 05:51:23 pm »
the fear of missing a scheduled fred durst joke in the state sponsored shitpost thread is palpable
he said, not posting in his own thread for two days straight. whoops.


Happy birthday nerd.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 12, 2020, 01:12:58 am »
If he was a monkey at a typewriter trying to write A Tale of Two Cities but made a spelling mistake early on, he'd be Fred Blurst.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 10, 2020, 12:01:27 am »
Oh s**t I didn't post in this thread at all yesterday I'm sorry.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 08, 2020, 06:43:52 pm »
If he worked at a hospital, he'd be Fred Nurse.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 07, 2020, 02:43:29 am »
Admins Suck is so 2009 I don't feel like going and finding that thread just to make sure I got the right year lmao get yeeted, this thread is better and wholesome.
most correct post of the year

It also happens to be my 1000th post.

What a milestone/valuable use of my time.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 07, 2020, 01:03:26 am »
Admins Suck is so 2009 I don't feel like going and finding that thread just to make sure I got the right year lmao get yeeted, this thread is better and wholesome.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 06, 2020, 08:11:42 pm »
This thread has seen more activity in one week than the Topiclessness one has in one month.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 06, 2020, 05:31:07 pm »
If he ran from a fight he'd be Fled Durst.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 06, 2020, 12:51:11 am »
If he was a structure he'd be Shed Durst.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 05, 2020, 11:31:33 pm »
If he got shot in the skull he'd be Head Burst.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 05, 2020, 02:51:20 am »
If he was the first person to ever live he'd be Fred First.
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Glitch City Laboratories / Re: subject schmubject lmao got em
« on: January 04, 2020, 08:09:15 pm »
If Fred Durst were a German sausage he'd be Fred Wurst.
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