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Re: Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 03:16:50 pm »
Santa died years ago.
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

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No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2007, 03:17:47 pm »
Santa died years ago.
Another reason Mewthree should fill in for Santa.

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2007, 03:20:47 pm »
Reasons Santa can't exist:
If Santa is married, how come he has no children?
How can his reindeer keep their antlers all year long?
How can Santa visit 1.5 billion homes in one night?
How can he eat a couple billion cookies and drink several swimming pools of milk, yet gain no weight at all?
How the hell can he make reindeer fly?
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2007, 03:21:22 pm »
Because he is magic, duh!
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2007, 03:23:48 pm »
WHY DOES HE HAVE NO CHILDREN?

And the truth is: well: I looked out my bedroom when I was 8 (7 years ago) to see if Santa had came yet. I didn't see Santa. I saw my parents putting the presents under the tree. Don't you know parents shop, or is this absolutely possible?
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2007, 03:25:37 pm »
You know what? I hate you all. Screw your forums and all of you, and editing up my posts for speaking my opinion and telling the truth. I hate you all.
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2007, 03:26:26 pm »

And the truth is: well: I looked out my bedroom when I was 8 (7 years ago) to see if Santa had came yet. I didn't see Santa. I saw my parents putting the presents under the tree. Don't you know parents shop, or is this absolutely possible?
They could of put presents that they where hidding from you and santa didn't come due to you being up.

You know what? I hate you all. Screw your forums and all of you, and editing up my posts for speaking my opinion and telling the truth. I hate you all.
Don't make that mistake again.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2007, 03:26:39 pm by Super Fivex »

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2007, 03:26:51 pm »
Reasons Santa can't exist:
If Santa is married, how come he has no children?
How can his reindeer keep their antlers all year long?
How can Santa visit 1.5 billion homes in one night?
How can he eat a couple billion cookies and drink several swimming pools of milk, yet gain no weight at all?
How the hell can he make reindeer fly?
He uses protection.
They don't they just grow near Christmas.
He travels at godspeedmph.
He spends the rest of the year burning it off. Any he can't manage towards the end of the trip are wrapped up & given to the children as presents (his reindeer have the milk).
Because he is magic, duh!

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2007, 03:27:52 pm »
No- do you not believe that parents go shopping?

I hate you all because you shun me for having an honest opinion.
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2007, 03:28:20 pm »
No- do you not believe that parents go shopping?

I hate you all because you shun me for having an honest opinion.
We are not shunning you.

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2007, 03:29:11 pm »
Anyway, you need to stick to the christmas spirit.
There may be people who don't want truth forced apon them, just because you were forced to find out and all childhood dreams ruined doesn't mean you have to force that on other people. Santa exist intill is disproved 100%.
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2007, 03:29:40 pm »
And I bet you all still believe the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are real.

You all edit my posts when I SPOKE THE TRUTH. You just can't have it someone else's way, can you?
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2007, 03:30:37 pm »
Stictly speaking, all orignal content still remains, and you can edit your own posts.
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2007, 03:31:21 pm »
And I bet you all still believe the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are real.

You all edit my posts when I SPOKE THE TRUTH. You just can't have it someone else's way, can you?
Newo is joking. Right Newo?

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2007, 03:33:07 pm »
I said that Santa is as real as Pokegods, it is my belief, now my belief on pokegods is a completely different matter.
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