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King Homer

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2007, 03:33:33 pm »
No Newo, Santa was disproved in a study which found he would have to travel 70,000,000 miles to complete his journey in eight hours, and he would have to spend 0.0001 seconds in each house. So...I'm not going to say Santa doesn't exist, I'm going to say, he's probably dead now. Plus, if he were real, the people who were exploring the North Pole and the Arctic Circle a hundred years ago would have found his workshops and almost certainly have recorded this, don't you see?
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2007, 03:35:05 pm »
I said that Santa is as real as Pokegods, it is my belief, now my belief on pokegods is a completely different matter.
What is it?

No Newo, Santa was disproved in a study which found he would have to travel 70,000,000 miles to complete his journey in eight hours, and he would have to spend 0.0001 seconds in each house. So...I'm not going to say Santa doesn't exist, I'm going to say, he's probably dead now. Plus, if he were real, the people who were exploring the North Pole and the Arctic Circle a hundred years ago would have found his workshops and almost certainly have recorded this, don't you see?
His work shop could of been under ground.


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Re: Christmas
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2007, 03:36:08 pm »
Children's fantasies do them no harm, so there's no reason to force them to not believe in him. Unless they have their own kids, in which case they should know.

Anyways, I was never brought up on the Easter Bunny, but the Tooth Fairy was fun while it lasted, so were stockings & Father Christmas (I never liked calling him Santa).

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2007, 03:36:57 pm »
DAMN YOU. How can you believe in him?
Well everyone believes in Santa.
Stop editing his posts Newo!

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2007, 03:39:39 pm »
I also dislike a lot of the wrong things we see about St. Patrick's Day. Such as, that according to us American idiots, the four-leaved clover is the lucky one, when really, the Irish shamrock has 3 leaves. and so in reality the three-leaved clover is the lucky one!
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2007, 03:40:53 pm »
I also dislike a lot of the wrong things we see about St. Patrick's Day. Such as, that according to us American idiots, the four-leaved clover is the lucky one, when really, the Irish shamrock has 3 leaves. and so in reality the three-leaved clover is the lucky one!
Everybody is diferent.

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2007, 03:41:27 pm »
I still find it highly amusing that Easter is on a different day each year.

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2007, 03:42:21 pm »
Well, that's how it actually is, it's kind of bad that we believe these misconceptions are the truth.

I am correct about the shamrock, right?
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2007, 03:43:21 pm »
I said that Santa is as real as Pokegods, it is my belief, now my belief on pokegods is a completely different matter.
What is it?
Pokegods are beliefs in secret pokemon that are highly powerful and are kept a secret from civilisation, not appearing in any other versions than RBY. Do you really think that there are secret Mewthrees and Pikablus, Togepis and Nikogods in my game? Do you think I look at the data and blinded by godly powers so the Pokegods remain safe.

And I edited the posts because you are being a Scrooge. Denying everything that represents the commerical francise that is the birth of christ.
And no, the shamrock isn't lucky, it is a resemblance of a nation, like poppies are resemblance of the people who died in the war.
And Easter is fun... Chocolate, nothing to do with Jesus Christ there :P
And by the time I have finished this there will have been another post and I will have to continue...

like so... No, the shamrock is completely different.
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2007, 03:44:55 pm »

But there's no proof he does exist.
If you haven't seen something you can still believe in it!
I said that Santa is as real as Pokegods, it is my belief, now my belief on pokegods is a completely different matter.
What is it?
Pokegods are beliefs in secret pokemon that are highly powerful and are kept a secret from civilisation, not appearing in any other versions than RBY. Do you really think that there are secret Mewthrees and Pikablus, Togepis and Nikogods in my game? Do you think I look at the data and blinded by godly powers so the Pokegods remain safe.

And I edited the posts because you are being a Scrooge. Denying everything that represents the commerical francise that is the birth of christ.
And no, the shamrock isn't lucky, it is a resemblance of a nation, like poppies are resemblance of the people who died in the war.
And Easter is fun... Chocolate, nothing to do with Jesus Christ there :P
And by the time I have finished this there will have been another post and I will have to continue...

like so... No, the shamrock is completely different.
Nicely said Newo.

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« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2007, 03:45:33 pm »
I think we commercialised Christmas too much...I think Santa and the reindeer and Frosty take away from Christmas what it's really about:the birth of Christ.
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2007, 03:46:25 pm »
Just you wait, political correctness will sort that out.
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2007, 03:47:22 pm »
If Christ really was a massiah...

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« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2007, 03:48:00 pm »
And sometimes it goes too far there too: "Family Trees". I think it's okay to have trees and stuff for Christmas, but that we shouldn't have over commercialised the holiday too much either.
"Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow!"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
(BAM!)
"JUST ONE."

No, No! Beer bring pain!

I think, therefore I am. I think.

The mayfly lives only one day. AND SOMETIMES, IT RAINS.

"My, my, hey, hey, Rock and roll is here to stay. It's better to burn out, than to fade away, My, my, hey, hey."-Neil Young

"I'm sitting on the corner feeling glad.
Got no money coming in but I can't be sad.
That was the best cup of coffee I ever had.
And I won't worry about a thing because we've got it made,
Here on the inside, outside so far away."
-"Inside", by Jethro Tull

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Re: Christmas
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2007, 03:48:46 pm »
Just you wait, political correctness will sort that out.
How do you know?

And sometimes it goes too far there too: "Family Trees". I think it's okay to have trees and stuff for Christmas, but that we shouldn't have over commercialised the holiday too much either.
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