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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1440 on: September 18, 2009, 05:27:11 pm »
In the actual game the heart shaped tattoo on her boob changes each time she gets hurt. When ropes wrap around it that means she's dead. (Which is obvious since she falls over unmoving. The best part is that you can look around after you die by moving the mouse button. It is especially fun to watch dinosaurs eat you and trip clumsily over your corpse.

The game itself is almost entirely based on Physics. Just a little fact but the guy who concocted the idea for the Microsoft XBOX was one of the developers of this game. Due to its bugginess the game failed to sell well. It was over engineered and there wasn't enough time to add everything they wanted to add. Many features are turned off or broken. The guy I mentioned previously is so ashamed of Trespasser that he doesn't talk about it with anyone.

There was also a level scrapped. The scrapped level was stripped down and used for the Trespasser Demo. It was known as pine valley.

Just to give you an idea of what the game's physics are like:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFV9z8zef38[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fX3a4OFG1A[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGSpS-62RtA[/youtube]
« Last Edit: September 18, 2009, 05:36:06 pm by Glisp »
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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1441 on: September 18, 2009, 05:51:07 pm »
In the actual game the heart shaped tattoo on her boob changes each time she gets hurt. When ropes wrap around it that means she's dead. (Which is obvious since she falls over unmoving. The best part is that you can look around after you die by moving the mouse button. It is especially fun to watch dinosaurs eat you and trip clumsily over your corpse.

The game itself is almost entirely based on Physics. Just a little fact but the guy who concocted the idea for the Microsoft XBOX was one of the developers of this game. Due to its bugginess the game failed to sell well. It was over engineered and there wasn't enough time to add everything they wanted to add. Many features are turned off or broken. The guy I mentioned previously is so ashamed of Trespasser that he doesn't talk about it with anyone.

There was also a level scrapped. The scrapped level was stripped down and used for the Trespasser Demo. It was known as pine valley.

Just to give you an idea of what the game's physics are like:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFV9z8zef38[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fX3a4OFG1A[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGSpS-62RtA[/youtube]
Why were you looking at her boob? What are you perverted?

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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1442 on: September 18, 2009, 05:55:11 pm »
Actually the tattoo on her boob is her health gauge. It fills up each time she takes damage. When a rope wraps around the heart, it means she's dead.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2009, 05:55:43 pm by Glisp »
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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1443 on: September 18, 2009, 06:30:14 pm »
Actually the tattoo on her boob is her health gauge. It fills up each time she takes damage. When a rope wraps around the heart, it means she's dead.
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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1444 on: September 18, 2009, 11:01:10 pm »
Right, I seem to have missed a few pages...
RE: Do I really have a G15:

Does this answer your question?
How about a more recent picture...

I'd post one from this year as well (I moved to a new apartment back in June), but my one of my roommates is in the other room and I'm sure I'd get odd looks if I dug out my phone to take a picture right now...
Haha, that's SO much easier now that I'm not hiding who I am; I don't have to use trickery to anonymously upload to Imageshack.

RE: Optimus Maximus keyboard: The ideas behind it sound just plain AWESOME, but it's not awesome enough to justify the price for me. I'd love to have one if I could get it for cheap, but given the very design I kind of doubt that'll happen.

RE: Glisp's situation with that girl: It sucks a lot and it hurts a lot now, but trust me: things will get better. However, if you don't go out and try to meet new people then you might never meet a girl you'll be interested in! I know it's hard, but let this one go. You'll find someone better somewhere down the line, trust me.

RE: Boob with heart-shaped tattoo: Eh? I'm not seeing it. I see -something- when you're using the odd third-person view that shows an incomplete character model but that can't be it... can it? If so, how are you supposed to see it during normal play?

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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1445 on: September 18, 2009, 11:35:23 pm »
That game looks like an old-school The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

I must be lucky to not care so much about relationships, never going out and trying to get one, even on the Internet, where it's rather easy to get one. I haven't had an actual crush in a long time, and when I do get involved in a relationship, it's due to the girl asking after being friends for a while.

Mainly due to the idea of the Optimus Maximus, I'd be really tempted to buy it anyway if I had a decent job. But it wouldn't be smart, because I'm sure a cheaper alternative could be made.
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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1446 on: September 19, 2009, 05:39:23 am »
oh my god, don't go to newsgrounds and don't search splash attack.

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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1447 on: September 19, 2009, 10:11:31 am »
oh my god, don't go to newsgrounds and don't search splash attack.
Why, exactly?
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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1448 on: September 19, 2009, 10:36:40 am »
oh my god, don't go to newsgrounds and don't search splash attack.
Why, exactly?

It's called reverse psychology. By telling us not to search for it without any valid reason, we automatically want to search for it to find out why we shouldn't have. Evidently tachi enjoys manipulating people.
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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1449 on: September 19, 2009, 11:46:48 am »
oh my god, don't go to newsgrounds and don't search splash attack.
Why, exactly?

It's called reverse psychology. By telling us not to search for it without any valid reason, we automatically want to search for it to find out why we shouldn't have. Evidently tachi enjoys manipulating people.
My post was also reverse psychology, in a twisted manner.
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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1450 on: September 19, 2009, 06:00:38 pm »
oh my god, don't go to newsgrounds and don't search splash attack.
Why, exactly?
It is Overly retarded

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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1451 on: September 19, 2009, 08:24:26 pm »
Ho! Ho! Ho! is offensive to women in Australia.

Oh and to answer your question about her boob dust in the wind, I had the invulnerability cheat on.

The fun thing about Trepasser is that you can use basically anything you find laying on the ground as a weapon and you have almost complete control over Anne's (the girl) arm. You can even change the position of her wrist.

The game is heavily broken in a lot of aspects. For instance the Raptor in my profile has had its torso go underneath, through and around it's lower half.

While this may or may not be very reliable read more about it here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park:_Trespasser
Also, this is another example of what I was talking about by the game being broken:
[spoiler][/spoiler]
« Last Edit: September 19, 2009, 08:38:21 pm by Glisp »
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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1452 on: September 20, 2009, 09:37:44 am »
http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php/topic,5466.0.html

Also, that raptor looks just about as good as my now redneck landscaped backyard (see topic for details)

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« Reply #1453 on: September 20, 2009, 09:59:40 am »
cool raptors, from Which game?
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vgi9zbM[/youtube]

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Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
« Reply #1454 on: September 20, 2009, 10:49:35 am »
The game is called Jurassic Park Trepasser Tachi.
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