TMs and HMs?

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Nice one.

Catatonic Grasp
Type: Psychic
Animation: Screen warps with purple and black colours, then the target turns black.
PP: 10/10
Power: --
Accuracy: 65/100
Effect: The target's mind is twisted and warped by an inner darkness, causing the target to go insane. Causes confusion and medium damage over a period of 4 turns.

Torture Essence
Type: Dark
Animation: screen warps into blue colours, then target's sprite warps.
PP: 15/15
Power: 95/255
Accuracy: 85/100
Effect: Inflicts horrible pain upon the target, dealing medium damage. If used turn by turn, the torture essence's damage increases. Increases up to 40%.

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You too.

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Type: Normal (glitch move)
Animation: Slash (I think)
PP: 20/0 (OMGWTF)
Power: 60/100
Accuracy: 30/100
Effect: A health-sucker.
Note: An actual glitch move.

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Gotta love the glitch moves. Fudgecake is now an official TM/HM Maker.

In honour of the almighty first glitch move:
Cooltrainer
Type: Glitch
Animation: Random, completely random.
PP: 25/10
Power: ??/255
Accuracy: 85/100
Effect: This attack can be random, much like Metronome, but it always deals damage of some sort.

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Sweet.

Whiteout
Type: Steel
Animation: The screen flashes white.
PP: 5/5
Power: 120/255
Accuracy: 100/100
Effect: Greatly lowers the accuracy of all pokemon in battle.

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That one is good, srsly nao.

Force Lash
Type: Psychic
Animation: blue slashing effect is launched towards target.
PP: 10/10
Power: 85/255
Accuracy: 95/100
Effect: Slashes the target without going near it, deals moderate damage.