Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

[Skyrro]

Self explanatory...

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/307/d/d/Chuck_Norris_Pokemon_Card_by_zaku40.jpg

[∀xaj]

Only 8000 HP?  I was expecting 9001 (or something >9000).

[Chaos Hiruko]

The Chuck, as he is like God, sex, and Kung-Fu blended up in a package of pure manliness.
(Thank you, Nostalgia Critic!)

[Yuzihax]

Either Chuck Norris or Blaziken.

Bruce Willis is a faggot.

[Skyrro]

Please not, I made an error. Bruce Lee and Bruce Willis are two TOTALLY different people.

[MissingNoGuy55]

Chuck Norris, because he can roundhouse kick through time and space and it'll end straight up your ass.

Don't mess with Chuck Norris, man.

[Glisp]

Bruce Lee is deceased. He was killed by a blank that actually turned out to be a bullet because there was a real bullet inside the gun the blank was loaded in that nobody knew about. When the gun fired, the real bullet fired out instead of the blank.  There is a rumor about a curse that was on his family which is why he supposedly died.

[Chaos Hiruko]

Bruce Lee is deceased. He was killed by a blank that actually turned out to be a bullet because there was a real bullet inside the gun the blank was loaded in that nobody knew about. When the gun fired, the real bullet fired out instead of the blank.  There is a rumor about a curse that was on his family which is why he supposedly died.

Which was the Curse of the Chuck because he had a movie where he killed Chuck Norris.

[Newo]

Blaziken obviously, as it is the only non-fictional character from the list. But if we are including the imaginary-non-existent ones, Bruce Lee is epic. See him eat his own blood...

Anyway, if you look at the Chuck Norris Pokemon Card, although he has a lot of health, and all resistances, you are never going to get yourself that [Blah] Energy card use his round-house kick...

If you had normal energy requirements any energy card would work....(I think)

[∀xaj]

Anyway, if you look at the Chuck Norris Pokemon Card, although he has a lot of health, and all resistances, you are never going to get yourself that [Blah] Energy card use his round-house kick...

If you had normal energy requirements any energy card would work....(I think)

It's one of those no-energy moves that the kids are all over these days.

[Newo]

Anyway, if you look at the Chuck Norris Pokemon Card, although he has a lot of health, and all resistances, you are never going to get yourself that [Blah] Energy card use his round-house kick...

If you had normal energy requirements any energy card would work....(I think)

It's one of those no-energy moves that the kids are all over these days.

In my day, energy cards were all the rage, you used to trade your rare and shiny ones with each other.
Anyway, if it is a no energy card move then why has is got a little circle thingy.

One energy card and 800 turns later, this would win:

[SCf3]

Blaziken FTW.

[∀xaj]

Anyway, if it is a no energy card move then why has is got a little circle thingy.

That's what they look like.

[Missing? NO!]

Blaziken>Universe Exploding>Bruce Lee>Evil Hipster>Can of Soup>Chuck Norris

[Chaos Hiruko]

Stelio Kontos>Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris>Universe Exploding>Blaziken>Evil Hipster>Can of Soup

Fixed.