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parodius acts of heinous fair use
« on: April 18, 2019, 11:15:57 pm »
parodies or smth idk

Sound of Silence Parody
====================

Hello problems, my old friends
I've come to fight with you again
Because a driver softly creeping
Left its seeds while RAM was leaking
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of crashing

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow bands of networking
'Neath the halo of a burned-out fan
I turned my collar to the hot and spinning
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an LED light
That split the night
And touched the sound of crashing

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand tasks, maybe more
Programs malloc with no swap
Programs writing with no space
Programs writing bits that voices never play
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of crashing

"Fools, " said I, "You do not know
Malware, like a plague, it grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my tools that I might help you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells, of crashing

And the programs bowed and prayed
To the malware god they made
And Windows flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And Windows said, "The words of the prophets are written in the event log
And dumped over COM"
And whispered in the sounds of crashing



might make more later
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 11:17:58 pm by Parzival »
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Re: parodius acts of heinous fair use
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2019, 11:00:08 pm »
(To the tune of Donut Man, by The Dickies)

Way down in Flori-day
Lives a man who’s loved by all in the state
Who just can’t be stopped
The superhero no one wants
He’s got a hole in his head, a hole in his brain
Maybe that’s why he’s so damn insane
He’s got no tact, got no shame
Does what he wants and that’s OK

He’s a Florida man
He’s doing what he can
He’s crazy every day
He’s got nothing to lose
He’s found his way
He’s a Florida man
He’s doing what he can
He’s crazy every day
He’s got nothing to lose
He’s found his way

Broke into jail to see his friends
Threw ninja stars at the in-laws again
Driving in his shopping cart
To his meth lab at Wal-Mart
Got into a fight with a tree
Attacked a bum with a machete
On his face a big meth smile
You can’t deny that he’s got style

He’s a Florida man
He’s doing what he can
He’s crazy every day
He’s got nothing to lose
He’s found his way
He’s a Florida man
He’s doing what he can
He’s crazy every day
He’s got nothing to lose
He’s found his way

He went to court, threw s**t at the judge
Got acquitted, didn’t raise a fuss
Now he’s free and back on the street
Exposing himself to all he meets

He’s a Florida man
He’s doing what he can
He’s crazy every day
He’s got nothing to lose
He’s found his way
He’s a Florida man
He’s doing what he can
He’s crazy every day
He’s got nothing to lose
He’s found his way

Florida man
Florida man (Florida man)
Florida man (Florida man)

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Re: parodius acts of heinous fair use
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2019, 09:57:27 am »
We love you, Florida Man.

parodies or smth idk

Sound of Silence Parody
====================

Hello problems, my old friends
I've come to fight with you again
Because a driver softly creeping
Left its seeds while RAM was leaking
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of crashing

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow bands of networking
'Neath the halo of a burned-out fan
I turned my collar to the hot and spinning
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an LED light
That split the night
And touched the sound of crashing

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand tasks, maybe more
Programs malloc with no swap
Programs writing with no space
Programs writing bits that voices never play
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of crashing

"Fools, " said I, "You do not know
Malware, like a plague, it grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my tools that I might help you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells, of crashing

And the programs bowed and prayed
To the malware god they made
And Windows flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And Windows said, "The words of the prophets are written in the event log
And dumped over COM"
And whispered in the sounds of crashing



might make more later

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Re: parodius acts of heinous fair use
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2019, 10:36:36 pm »
We love you, Florida Man.

He loves you too, whether you want him to or not.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2019, 10:36:54 pm by Bert »